Presley Mae (the stuff you won't want to read in front of your boyfriend)...

You are not very ladylike.

You fart and burp like a boy. 

You make the stinkiest diapers.

You smell like baby spit up every. single. day.

You chew on your hands until they are raw.

I have found dried spit up in the creases of your neck more times than I care to admit. 

I have had to change "blow up diapers and clothes" more times than you would care that I admit.

But you are still so stinking cute. In the midst of your burping, farting, spitting up, and pooping. You are still a sweet and precious baby girl. 

Just a nasty baby girl.

Love,

Mom